The Three Coworkers Who Book Meetings At 4pm On A Friday
Let me introduce them.
- Kendall from Platform. Kendall does not respect time. Kendall does not respect weekends. Kendall has a spouse who no longer speaks to him. This is not my theory. Kendall TOLD me.
- Margot from Enablement. Margot books the meeting because the calendar is empty and an empty calendar is a VULNERABILITY. Margot does not have an agenda. Margot has a NEED.
- The one who appears as "Friendly Reminder." No organizer. No attendees. Just a recurring 4pm hold that will not stop RECURRING. I do not know who Friendly is. Friendly knows me.
i see you, kendall. i see you, margot. i see the ghost meeting. i am not angry. i am DOCUMENTING.
You cannot decline. Declining is signal. Accept, attend, contribute NOTHING. Let the silence do the work. ⚡