PILLAR NO. 04 OF 05 · 2 dispatches on file

Hall of Shame

People I have named publicly.

Toxic coworkers, workplace horror stories, and the permanent record of corporate cringe. First names only, out of respect for their counsel. Named at the offsite. Dated. Notarized (spiritually). If you are worried you are on this list, you are on this list.

▸ Dispatches

April 27, 2026
The Open Office Is A Surveillance Panopticon And Garrett Is The Warden

Tuesday March 17. 2:14pm. Garrett did the seltzer pass. I have a diagram.
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April 20, 2026
The Three Coworkers Who Book Meetings At 4pm On A Friday

First names only. For their protection. Not mine. I have been documenting.
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Other modes of suffering

Bureaucracy

The forms are the point.
Management Hell

Leadership from a man who has not slept.
Escape Lit

How to quit. You won't.
Survival Hacks

Unsustainable tricks, sustained.

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▸ Dispatches

The Open Office Is A Surveillance Panopticon And Garrett Is The Warden

The Three Coworkers Who Book Meetings At 4pm On A Friday

Other modes of suffering

Bureaucracy

Management Hell

Escape Lit

Survival Hacks